A Northern Girl Heads South

My ramblings from one north to another and everything in between

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Anonymous asked: I realize this is a weird thought to have, but everytime I see a picture of your husband I think of Theodore from Alvin and the chipmunks.


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It’s only 9 and I’m so ready for bed.

Today I went to the gym for the first time in nearly two weeks. It felt good.

Went to Raleigh with Kris to get my Annie Sloan chalk paint (which is really fucking expensive) and to do some other shopping.

Other shopping didn’t happen. Kris got a call saying she got the job she interviewed for that morning and apparently she had to come in right fucking then to be drug tested. So we had to leave as soon as we walked into the mall because the place closed at 5.

We got back at 4:30 and then had to drive back and forth for a little bit getting it taken care of.

Picked up Archer from daycare. Went home and saw Zane for 10 minutes. Kris took me to Texas Roadhouse for dinner as a thank you.

Went and tried on dress pants/got Kris a new work outfit. I apparently don’t have an ass because all the pants looked terrible. So that’s shitty.

Now I’m home just laying on the couch with Archer enjoying the quiet.

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I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

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One of my really good friends texted me tonight asking me to give Archer an extra hug for him because he has to put down his golden lab mix of 15 years tomorrow.

I am bawling right now.

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So I am in crazy redecorate all the things mode.

We want to ask if instead of them repainting the apartment beige, they can paint it the same colors that they just redid the clubhouse in (if we buy the paint) or if we can just do it ourselves. I don’t know how that’s gonna go. They’re really pushing to make these apartments nice and modern (our clubhouse is etsy’d and pinterested out to the max) so maybe. 

I want to paint our 20 year old This End Up furniture white and get new cushions. I want to jump on the gray/teal/purple color scheme bandwagon. I want to start over and throw away our mismatched towels and sheets. 

If only I had that much money…

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